Somebody once told me John was gonna leave us
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Coach Grant was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an "L" on his forehead
Then coach Grant starts calling and he won't stop calling
says "Mark, come play, we need your balling
It'd make sense for you to come
Leave your hometown? Now that's just dumb.
Take a few calls, but pick UD.
Nothing wrong with taking that schollie.
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow."
Hey now, we need Alstork, get your game on, go play
Hey now, we want Alstork, the draft can wait, you'll get paid
So lose the green and gold
Point guard shooting star, fill the role!
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
The crowd's bundled up now, but they're much older
Guess the weather man called for a sweater
Come this season, they'll look a little redder
but that bench is looking real thin
Arch is long gone but they still want to win
Need a point man; Alstork's the guy
He's the one we want, and we would never lie.
Hey now, we need Alstork, get your game on, go play
Hey now, we want Alstork, the draft can wait, you'll get paid
So lose the green and gold
Point guard shooting star, fill the role!
Hey now, we need Alstork, get your game on, go play
Hey now, we want Alstork, the draft can wait, you'll get paid
So lose the green and gold
Point guard shooting star
Somebody once asked: "how come the Nuthouse smells like a$$?"
Mark needs to get himself away from that place
Red sweater vest, what a concept!
I prefer a jersey myself
But we could all use a little change
And coach Grant keeps calling and he won't stop calling
says "Mark, come play, we need your balling
It'd make sense for you to come
Leave your hometown? Now that's just dumb.
Take a few calls, but pick UD.
Nothing wrong with taking that schollie.
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow."
Hey now, we need Alstork, get your game on, go play
Hey now, we want Alstork, the draft can wait, you'll get paid
So lose the green and gold
Point guard shooting star, fill the role!
So lose the green and gold
Point guard shooting star, fill the role!
Last edited by DallasFlyer; 04-25-2017 at 10:46 AM..
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