Originally Posted by DallasFlyer
Pretty much nailed it. He is rumored to have a wooden post for a leg now, and is under care of the Greek Unorthodox Church of Medical Malpractice in Athens. I'm told it's feeling stiff. He's really lumbering. There isn't much risk of infection, but termites are a real concern.
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Your joke delivery is quite wooden.
These puns are un-poplar.
I'd do a better job, but I'm stumped.
I'll try to get you some tree jokes, but you willow me.
I'm pining away from the bad jokes.