In case any of you youngsters out there are reading this, let me give you some advice from a friend of mine who was a bouncer for many years.
A bouncer (in the article, "security officer") knows how to handle himself. If you're sober you have very little chance. If you're so drunk you can barely talk, a bouncer WILL drop you like a sack of potatoes and the only sound you will hear is the satisfying "smack" of your face against the concrete.
Do not try this.
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