If the savior of our men's basketball program, Sir Mr. McKinley Wrong, decides to attend Dayton University there's no doubt a mass of middle-aged men will greet him at the airport, escort his greatness down I-75, parade him onto campus and move his belongings into THE palatial dorm that undoubtedly will don his name and likeness. Heck, these townies/groupies will probably do his homework for him, too! What a deal! McKinley...are you reading this! DU is 4 U...as your vanity license plates will assuredly prove.
But only if their mommies allow them out of the basement.
Your choice young man...errr, I mean your Highness.