If the UDPride Bureau of Investigation ever accuses me of being a perverted, sexist poster - and refers to cheerleader and/or bikini attachments as evidence - I'd just like to state for the Royal Record that Rudy the Wonderdog has completed a thorough and complete investigation of The King and found no evidence of any intentional or unintentional indiscretions in violation of any policies or procedures stipulated in the UDPride Code of Conduct.
Therefore,
Oh, and one more thing....