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Originally Posted by DallasFlyer He looks good, though I am very leary of Wendells. There's Wendell Borton, recurring character on The Simpsons. He's known for two things... 1) getting beat up by big bullies like Nelson and 2) being nauseous and sickly and spending a lot of time in the nurse's office. http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Wendell_Borton And there's Wendell, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Baker. His cereal is delicious so I don't want to hate, but he doesn't play well with others. At all. He couldn't handle sharing the spotlight with two other bakers, who mysteriously disappeared, in the early 90s. Though it's never been proven, I personally subscribe to the theory that ol' Wendell drowned the other two bakers in the Cinnamon Swirl River. One of the world's great unsolved murders, and General Mills is totally complicit! They'd have you believe "consumer feedback" was the cause of death, but c'mon... who's going to believe that? Not this guy. https://sjwhipp.com/2010/09/18/the-c...bakers-solved/ So anyway, if you combine these two Wendells and put them on a basketball court, you'd basically have a weak, and always "hurt" and totally selfish player. I'm thinking someone like Detwon "they should have named me Wendell" Rogers. But whatever. I guess I could give this Wendell Mitchell feller a chance. Two Wendells, both of which are fictional characters, is kind of a small sample size for comparison. And like I said, he looks pretty good. Sign me up.

Any thoughts on Wendell as a middle name? Specifically, Oliver Wendell Douglas