Buster,
I see your perspective, in some sense, it's not that grand, but it can't be any worse than playing middling SEC games. The program once had a dozen games per season with local, in-state, or regional schools and/or Midwest Catholic school rivals; but now nothing like that at all.
To that end, Beat
Duquesne and hope a fan bus is chartered to visit one of the reservation areas where Elizabeth Warren has relatives at...Mountain West Here Come the Flyers.