Flyer Pet Names

[Whacker]

How many have a Flyer-themed pet name?

[rollo]

That 2nd option may be the foundation of some good jokes, depending on everyone's definition of a 'pet'.

[N2663R]

My wife has a co-worker whose dog is named Flyer. Just me, but that just doesn't roll off the tongue well as a pet name.

[UDGutter2]

We had a bird named Rudy until our dog ate him.

[DallasFlyer]

Originally Posted by UDGutter2 We had a bird named Rudy until our dog ate him.

Um, so you seem a bit confused? You're definitely doing it all wrong, so I hope you will allow me to help you...

You name your dog Rudy, and then you name the small helpless bird something like Xavier Sux. That would be a good name for a fat blue blob of a bird, or a parrot who spoke French maybe. Either of which would surely taste delicious to Rudy.

There's quite a few more good options too, depending on the bird. Does it have a large beak? Thad's a nice name in that case. Is it constantly flapping it's stupid wings? Joe or Hawk in that case is a good name for the oh-so-annoying, soon-to-be-devoured over-flapper.

If it's a jailbird prone to breaking and entering, theft and general stupidity, Devon or Jalen are solid name choices. Juwan is great for the bird with the meddling, always interfering father. And finally, if you had a stupid fake bird that wasn't an actual real, live species of bird, then you could name him Billiken. Should you go this route, it would be a nice touch to apply some gold spray paint to that old dog bowl so that you can serve Billiken in the much-coveted, not-really-all-that-hard-to win Arch Baron Cup.

I hope that helps!

	Xavier XAVIER MUSKETEERS Dayton's biggest rival dating back to the early 1900s. Founded in 1831, Xavier University is a Jesuit, Catholic university in Cincinnati, Ohio. Its three colleges offer 78 undergraduate majors, 43 minors and 11 graduate programs to 6,646 total students, including 3,961 undergraduates. The University is the sixth-oldest Catholic university in the nation and one of 28 Jesuit colleges and universities nationwide. Xavier's nickname is the Musketeers and are fellow A10 Conference members.

[Fudd]

I have a goat named Chris Mack.

[TheDuke2003]

My dog is named Rudy, middle name Brooks, after Brooks Hall who was in my class. Lived on my floor at the Crest our freshman year, played Goldeneye and Mario Kart with us quite a bit.

	Brooks Hall BROOKS HALL 6-6 205lb Troy HS | Troy (OH) Cool, calm, cerebral wing player who finished among the Top-25 scorers in Flyer history. Deadly three-point shot and excellent passing skills. Helped Dayton reach two NCAA tournaments under Oliver Purnell. Consensus Top-125 recruit out of Troy HS in 1999 where he was D-I First Team All-Ohio and the media's choice for Ohio Mr. Basketball. CAREER STATS 1999-00 10.4ppg 5.8rpg 2000-01 9.20ppg 4.6rpg 2001-02 13.2ppg 5.0rpg 2002-03 12.8ppg 6.9rpg TOTALS 1404pts 686rbs 275asts

[m21eagle45]

My dog is named Mick after coach Donoher.

	Don Donoher DON DONOHER Legendary Flyer men's basketball coach who guided Dayton to 435 victories in 25 seasons (1964-1989) including the 1967 NCAA Runner-Up. Took over the program after the passing of Tom Blackburn and earned many NCAA and NIT bids over his career, including five Sweet-16s, one Elite Eight appearance, and the 1968 NIT Championship. Groomed All-Americans Don May and Jim Paxson, along with all-time leading scorer Roosevelt Chapman. Coached UD as they joined conference affiliation for the first time (Midwest Collegiate). A graduate of UD, Donoher played for Blackburn and credits much of his coaching success to his mentor's teachings: defense, ball protection, patience, and unselfishness.

[flyhi524]

My wife had a dog named Millie named after Milanos, which was both our favorite bar and the place we met!

[Dogdaddy]

We had an awesome black lab named Flyer, passed last spring at the very old age of 15. The name worked very well.

[BRob2Perryman3]

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Originally Posted by DallasFlyer Um, so you seem a bit confused? You're definitely doing it all wrong, so I hope you will allow me to help you... You name your dog Rudy, and then you name the small helpless bird something like Xavier Sux. That would be a good name for a fat blue blob of a bird, or a parrot who spoke French maybe. Either of which would surely taste delicious to Rudy. There's quite a few more good options too, depending on the bird. Does it have a large beak? Thad's a nice name in that case. Is it constantly flapping it's stupid wings? Joe or Hawk in that case is a good name for the oh-so-annoying, soon-to-be-devoured over-flapper. If it's a jailbird prone to breaking and entering, theft and general stupidity, Devon or Jalen are solid name choices. Juwan is great for the bird with the meddling, always interfering father. And finally, if you had a stupid fake bird that wasn't an actual real, live species of bird, then you could name him Billiken. Should you go this route, it would be a nice touch to apply some gold spray paint to that old dog bowl so that you can serve Billiken in the much-coveted, not-really-all-that-hard-to win Arch Baron Cup. I hope that helps!

Maybe the post of all-time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will green pip the hell out of this and i encourage everyone else too. But God forbid we bad mouth 3 of the biggest herpes sores to ever adorn this program along with Mea-Chump.

	Xavier XAVIER MUSKETEERS Dayton's biggest rival dating back to the early 1900s. Founded in 1831, Xavier University is a Jesuit, Catholic university in Cincinnati, Ohio. Its three colleges offer 78 undergraduate majors, 43 minors and 11 graduate programs to 6,646 total students, including 3,961 undergraduates. The University is the sixth-oldest Catholic university in the nation and one of 28 Jesuit colleges and universities nationwide. Xavier's nickname is the Musketeers and are fellow A10 Conference members.

[N2663R]

Originally Posted by Fudd I have a goat named Chris Mack.

Why do you even have a goat?

[N2663R]

Originally Posted by Fudd I have a goat named Chris Mack.

Why do you even have a goat in the first place?

[Fudd]

Originally Posted by N2663R Why do you even have a goat in the first place?

He keeps my jackass, David West, calm in his stall.

[UDBrian]

Originally Posted by N2663R Why do you even have a goat?

Everyone needs a scape goat